i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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