i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
Randomize
