they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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