What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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