So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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