y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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