I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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