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So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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