You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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