that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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