Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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