Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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