i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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