There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
How many fucks given?
0.12846
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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