there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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