it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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