Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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