Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
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