Why does Corona taste like a burp?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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