FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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