Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Dear god my vagina.
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