I just made out with a guy for $7.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
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