Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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