Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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