I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
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