In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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