I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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