I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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