i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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