She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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