I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
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