Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
no you cant smoke seaweed
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
This is classic penis vs brain.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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