talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I'm just crazy horny about you
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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