Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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