come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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