Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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