So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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