Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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