went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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