with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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