so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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