Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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