Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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