You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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