Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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