I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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