if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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