dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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