So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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