just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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